Optionmas: it's an aphoristic holiday.
-Optionmas is
not just what other people call Christmas. Christmas is an event, and Optionmas is a process, which happens to exactly coincide with the shopping season (if you want it to), being the day after Thanksgiving through the first week of January.
-It's not that Optionmas takes the Christ out of Christmas, it's more like Christmas puts the Christ in Optionmas. Optionmas is a superposition of any revelry & merrymaking you may want to undertake, and thus is a Quantum holiday.
-Christmas has become an empty, rote holiday; the idea is to do something genuine. Optionmas started out as a resistance against Christmas music & advertising (borne of a retail job), and therefore re-canonized the traditional music (only one complete Optionmas mix exists, so far); as for advertising, Optionmas tends to fight it by steeping in it, literally hanging lots of awesome ads from magazines on the walls as decoration, thereby bringing what is intended to be unconsciously active into the light of consciosuness.
-Ever get someone a gift that isn't nearly as nice as the one they got you? Too bad, with Christmas, the singularity holiday, you are stuck with feeling inadequate. But since Optionmas is process-oriented, you could give gifts retroactively, after the fact, balancing out karma for everyone.
-It's whatever you want it to be, but it's fundamentally a matrix of revelry. Invent your own traditions, at least one more every year. Make up some way to mark the exact moment in time, and celebrate the fuck out of it because it's never coming back again.
Additions? Amendments? Comments? It is still becoming.
music: Esquivel, Space-Age Bachelor Pad