a little anxious, if you know what I mean.
some fuzzy canadian channel is playing carrot top's 1998 "movie" Chairman of the Board (remember? the cover had him surfing down a boardroom table? yeah!)... i didn't want to pay attention, but a familiar voice broke through my defenses against my will -- as it happens, Otho has a shameful, shameful cameo. oh... my.
music: blood trickling out of my ears.
music: blood trickling out of my ears.
posted by josh p at 1:57 PM
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What the fuck man. Here I was floating in the sea of ignorance and the memory and knowledge of this so called "Carrot Top" has finally sunk beneath the waves. Not even the foam of this sinking memory remained by my side. And now you have to bring up this stupid person. Man, if there is one person worth hating on this planet!
Shame on you!
*clicks hand held drill to fast and places to head*
Look what I have to do now! A labotomy is required to rid myself of the terrible images of this vial person reappearing in my head.
*pulls trigger*
*WHIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ*
HAHAHAHA! I am coming to get you Carrot Top! HAHAHAH!
*WHIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ*
"... i didn't want to pay attention, but a familiar voice broke through my defenses against my will -- ..."
I am only curious, but what kind of voice (and familiar at that!!) could break through such defenses to persuade such a course of action as to watch this...film!
Is this Dane's doing? What have you done??!
I think it best to begin therapy with the ones closest to you as Hradek has attempted with self injury via drill bits. You are in a SAFE PLACE. No one will HARM YOU. Carrot Top is NOT A REAL PERSON. You are not responsible for THOSE STRANGE CRIMES you committed while under the influence. Your lawyer is on SPEED DIAL, it's all good, hey now, hey, put down the spear, hey hey, I'm just an INTERN HEY NOW HEY WTF WHAT [stab]
I didn't see ANYTHING.
-duncan-
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