a josh by any other name
Jerry recently brought this to my attention, making me laugh insanely with powermadness. Then I googled some more, and found this, this and this. Which cannot stand. Either they all have to die at once, or I need to change my name. Pontius Price? Carlos "the Jackal" Price? If Dane's going to be "The Light Bringer," can I be Christeos Luciftias? Use the comments box, do it do it do it.
music! *does a little dance*
music! *does a little dance*
posted by josh p at 12:48 PM
6 Comments:
You should name yourself....
Jorge Jerusalem Oldman-Lynch
after borges, transmetro., and the man you want to have your babies and the man who filled a model head with cream cheese and meat.
[But I'll still call you ::INSERT ANY OF A MILLION NICKNAMES I HAVE FOR YOU HERE::]
-h.
Imposters!
No joke, man!
JC just showed me this, too... small world. ;-)
Anyway, dude we must not let this year go by without 10,000 parties, whadda ya say? We'll have to work on that Heisenberg Implausibility Drive, make some final adjustments... SCIENCE!!!
I am seriously thinking about changing my name.
Josh, it's ok, you're a good kid, a good kid!
In light of your link, I am seriously thinking about returning my personal defibrillator...It sounded like a good idea at the time, but my idea was to use it on non-cardiac-arrest people...like a handshake buzzer, you know...
I had NO IDEA that involuntary manslaughter was a crime. If I had known that I wound never have....
Well...
Anyway, at least the statue of limitations is only like 5 years on such a "crime"...
Accidents happen. You know?
-jc-
The year of 10,000 parties sounds like a GREAT idea. I can bring my toolbox and help you fine tune your H.I.D. and see where'd take us.
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