the sputtering doubt of the morningtimes

After a legendarily hard sleep last night, this morning's groggy shamble over to the computer yielded some news that actually made me make a sharp inhalation: finally my friends, after all these years, and all my bitching about it, the powers that be have released the first season of Parker Lewis Can't Lose on DVD. Synchronize watches.

Also in my inbox was news of Patterson's newest masterpiece, which is much less exciting, but it does, uh, make, uhm, funny. Breakfast now.