Josh, with benefits

This month my insurance kicks in, so my medical priorities go like this: new contacts, a physical, then a dentist. Today I took care of the vision problem, having exhausted my last pair of 2-week lenses by wearing them since roughly mid-November. And since I am one of the insured, Herr Doktor gave me the expensive kind of lenses, which I shit you not feel like butter on my eyeballs. Or the optical equivalent [good band name!]. Vision is nice. Nice & smooth. And... less noisy? Hopefully next week a doctor can squeeze me in, and tell me what this strange little lump in my side is. Oh, and blood sugar and those other things people always see a doctor for. Yay for insurance!