double-you tee eff, mate?

in the biggest wtf-moment of my day, after returning from the store with fresh Guinness and depositing one saidsame in the freezer, it somehow escaped its secure footing on the flat surface, tumbled down the front of the refrigerator and landed smack flat on its bottom, causing the cap to shoot off in a horrible pop, spattering precious precious Guinness onto the fridge, the floor, and yes, a roughly six-foot diameter of gravity-defying Guinness-head on the ceiling. i did manage to salvage half of the bottle and drink it, so it wasn't a total loss.

now to watch dark days.